”Q. Dear Fake Steve. We all know what kind of jeans and shoes you use, but how do you smell? Any preferred aftershave we should know about?
A. How I smell depends on what I’m eating. When I’m 100% fruitarian I smell like flowers and don’t even need to bathe. When I’m eating beans, broccoli or cabbage, keep your distance.”
Det skulle verkligen vara kul att få veta vad äkta Steve Jobs tycker om den mer frispråkiga varianten Fake Steve.
”Q. What does the real Steve Jobs think of this blogspot? Does he know about it?
A. I’m told he’s a huge fan of the Bono items.”