Har du inte sett Apples musikevent från förra veckan så kommer här en komprimerad version (under tre minuter), smockfull med adjektiv, gaga (och människor).

”Once again, Neil Curtis, master of cutting to the chase, has created a three-minute version of the 75-minute presentation. Previously, Neil did a very short version of the adjective enhanced iPad rollout; he’s very good at this sort of thing.”