Såhär i elfte timmen av den hysteriskt konsumistiska köphetshögtiden Black Friday, kommer några riktigt omtänksamma köptips för julklappar till riktigt inbitna Applefans. Högst upp på listan är den kaxiga dekal som stolt deklarerar; I Was a Mac User When Apple Was Doomed.

I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed.

”You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I’d ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.”